Hat questions
FAQ
The short version: these hats are printed to order, shipped to you, and are easier to explain than stealing one from the bar.
How are the hats made?
We use a print-on-demand partner, which means we do not have boxes of hats taking up space in the liquor room. Your hat gets printed after you order it, then ships directly to you. It takes a few extra days. Be patient.
How long does shipping take?
Most orders start production within 1-3 business days. Production can take up to 10 business days, then standard US shipping usually takes another 3-7 business days. This is a hat, not a pizza.
Can I pick it up at the bar?
No. The hats ship from the print partner, not from behind the bar. Fishmarket is busy being Fishmarket.
Is this official?
Yes. These are official Fishmarket hats based on the ones the owners wear. Buying one is the recommended alternative to stealing one off a human person.
What size should I get?
The current trucker cap is one size. If your head is dramatically outside normal hat physics, proceed with caution.
Why does the cart only show a subtotal?
Shipping and tax depend on where the hat is going, so Stripe shows those before you pay. You will see the total before your card is charged.
Can I return it?
Because each hat is printed to order, buyer's-remorse returns and size exchanges are not guaranteed once production starts. If the hat arrives damaged, misprinted, or wrong, email photos and order details so we can review it.
Who handles support?
The online store is operated by Invalid Memory, LLC. Email fishmarket@fidihappyhours.com with order questions. For bar questions, contact Fishmarket like a normal person.